Never in my wildest dreams did I ever expect to be
heading down good ole Route 1 South with the intent to help my husband, Brian,
hitch up our 31 ft. (actually 34 ft. hitch to tail light) to the back of our
Suburban . Did I mention that it was pouring down rain? The first hour of hitching and towing
the “beast” always entails yelling, swearing and white knuckling it down the
highway. It’s hard to get use to
towing sure a huge monstrosity and acting like it’s no big deal. I have to mentally switch from being
the Athleta wearing, Starbucks drinking, stay at home mom of four and wife of
Mr. Washington Lobbyist to red-neck Nelly who prides herself on being able to
raise the stabilizing jacks, front and rear, pull the chocks (bet you don’t
know what those are) and back the Suburban right up to the hitch with just a 1
inch margin of error - all in less than 10 minutes.
It is the path to destiny that takes us in many different
directions, I just never imagined that it would take me via a second home on
wheels to KOA s (that’s Kamp Grounds of America to those non-camping
readers) and private camp grounds
up and down the east coast. While
my D.C. friends were all buying vacation homes on the Chesapeake Bay, St.
Michaels, the beach, Brian made me travel to RV shows every year until I
finally gave in and in Richmond, VA in 2011 we walked away from the Richmond
Speedway with one big ass land yacht.
We were the definition of “city slickers” as we wrote a check for a down
payment and the family waiting to buy their dream come true asked us what were
we trading up from and we looked at them and said, “we’ve never owned a trailer
before” and “Pa” just smirked.
We had a whirlwind tutorial on all functions of the
traveling beast. Brian followed
the salesman around for two hours as I took copious notes because I knew Brian
would hardly remember a thing. The kids were so excited and wanted to drive
away with it that day. I on the
other hand was reminded of the day we purchased our Honda mini-van and still needed to sell our red Volvo turbo
wagon, I left the van at the
dealership for a week until they called and insisted I pick it up off the
lot. I wasn’t too anxious to
completely loose my identity by driving the car I despised most on
the road (actually, maybe I hate those Smart cars more).
Well, back to the trailer, which I hope you are not
picturing a sleek silver Airstream design, with an art deco interior – no, we
purchased one of those boxy fiberglass specials that has tacky pictures of some
anonymous mountain range on every side.
The exterior is bad enough but the interior is out of 1982. Brown upholstery with brown flowers and
little brown curtains on every window.
The frosted plastic storage doors on the tow cabinets practically sent
me over the edge. It’s like the Brady bunch compacted into 33 feet of space –
it was only missing Alice. This is what trailering Americans call style and why
would our needs be any different – I realized I was going to be doing a lot of
assimilating.
Love this. -Roly
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